David Blaisdell, 64, in court on charges of stalking and violating a protective order, arrived drunk, adorned in a rhinstone studded Elvis costume and sunglasses. Three days in jail for contempt of court.
This miscellany of the month's less celebrated news is compiled by William Shaw and illustrated by Steve Larder.
In 1906 the critic Félix Fénéon wrote a column for the Parisian newspaper Le Matin called Nouvelles En Trois Lignes, which translates simultaneously as "News In Three Lines" and "Novellas In Three Lines".